you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
