I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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