How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he fucked my hip out of place.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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