do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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