I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
