She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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