when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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