You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
