We won't sleep together?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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