he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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