Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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