To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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