My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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