How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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