its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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