it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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