So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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