He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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