No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Boobs are out for the taking
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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