You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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