Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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