Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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