I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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