My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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