Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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