I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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