are you still at the devil's house?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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