We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
honey bunches of taint.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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