so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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