She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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