giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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