You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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