My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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