Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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