she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I AM VODKA MAN
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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