My first STD was from a foam party
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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