I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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