I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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