No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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