He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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