Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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