I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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