I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
