Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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