But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I forgot how hot balto sounded
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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