I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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