I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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