I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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