brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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