So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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