i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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