This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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