their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
