i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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